Lets say that you got kicked in the face by a horse. Not just any horse, but a big one. The biggest one. You know what, forget a horse, let's use a full blown rhinoceros. Ok, you got kicked in the face by a giant rhino and your nose is where your left eye should be, your lips are inside out, and your teeth are all backwards. Since we all know that rhinos are venomous, you've also developed a hideous eye infection in your one good eye. Needless to say, women love good facial geometry, so you're going to have problems collecting phone numbers at the bar.
I do have a solution though!
1.) Buy yourself a sweet motorcycle.
2.) A plain black helmet (no stupid graphics or mohawks, unless you want to pick up fat chicks who listen to Insane Clown Posse.)
3.) A well fitting jacket. (no stupid tribal designs if you value success.)
4.) Pants + Boots.
After all the ingredients are assembled, get on your bike and ride down the highway. When you see a lovely girl next to you, blow a kiss to her and give her a little wave. You'll notice a shy smile and a wave back. SUCCESS! You just made her day, and you are super awesome. You can do this all day.
It doesn't work in a car because girls can see what you look like, they can see your physical aberrations. On top of that girls are trained from day one never to turn and look at a guy who is driving, because they are just rewarded with some rude gesture from an unattractive male. On a bike however, they respond much better. Bikes are dangerous and exciting, even a bit romantic. The fool on the bike could be anyone, so to the girl, she's imagining you as the hottest guy in the world. As long as you maintain your ugly, rhino-modified face in that helmet, you'll be that Cassanova your mom always said you were.
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